This Is How I Felt Regarding the 5pm Hour-Long Conference Call

Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Leaders who placate
waste good time, which is money

pontificating.

H1N1 Minus the Ones Equals

Hell Naw!

Nasty folks spread germs.
I sanitize them away,
and pray for my health.

I Had Gone the Entire Morning Without Cussing ...

... and Then This Guy Shows Up, But Won't Shut Up

There he stands, straddled
talking bombastically
invading silence.

It's Tea-licious! It's Tea-lightful! It's Tea-lovely!

I Love Tea Because

Dry tea leaves infuse
themselves with milk and sugar.
I am transported.

Friday Provides

The Fleeting Freedom

When Friday arrives
I reflect with a sigh. With
this job I endure.