200 hours of vacation and I'm sitting here because ...

Rock Bottom at Week's End

Just stab me now please.

It's not like time will hurry

to end the boredom.

A half day -- just as half-hearted.

Oh Man.

It's one of those days

"eye" should have played some hooky

'cause I can't take this.

Seriously, this day is just ENDLESS.

It's Not Like I'm Pretending

I'm not held captive

but it sure does seem like it.

This day just drags on.

One year on ...

It's Nice to Feel Supported In My Endeavors

Yes, I do work hard

to stay awake, look busy

but it ain't easy.

Monday, Monday, can you trust that day?

Peering for Sunshine

I can't see the sun

Cubicles don't allow this --

little cells they are.

Somebody's gotta win; might as well be me, right?

Whatever Happened to The Luniz?

The lotto's not won

like Sam, we'll play it again.

I got five on it.

Six Days from One Year

Well, It's a Milestone for Me

It'll be my first --

this job I've held for a year.

That seems crazy, huh?

It's a throat-punchin' kinda day.

On the Importance of Having One's Toys In Office Environs

you just never know

when someone will set you off

so find a target.

Why is it wrong to call a fool a fool?

Why Is It Wrong To Call a Fool a Fool?

When someone shows you

what they are believe them, right?

Mr. T agrees.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! The weekend!

A Finger Puppet Hangs Loose

the weekend's nearer

'though time is just trickling by

i am hangin' tough.

When you're so busy you swear you're crazy.

Wait. Where's My Head Today?

what a crazy day

was i coming or going?

i really should go.

Remember those that told you "all you ever needed to know you learned in kindergarten?"

I Remember Back In the Day When I got an "E" in Napping

I have been lied to.

They took my recess and naps.

Oh, how youth doth fade.

Tuesdays are for trying.

Still I Cling to Childhood Things (With Good Reason)

I have been detained

etched in this cube; I can't play.

Recess was revoked.

It's Monday and already I pine.

Because I Looked at My 401(k) and Realized I've Still Too Far To Go

My despair is real.

I can't possibly do this.

Are you kidding me?

Even though the weekend is near.

Stress Balls Ain't Just For Squeezin'

Stress cares not what day

it strikes. I squeeze the ball tight.

I want to throw it.

My mama told me ...

... about being mindful of other people's food, yo

you just never know

where coughs and hands have landed

choose your grub wisely.

Throat punching good time.

Alright Already

Great. A new "to do"

added to my list. I'mma

punch somebody out.

Tuesdays are for procrastination

Career Tips: Each Day Take a Wee Bit of Time Just For You

i have got all day

and then three more days to work,

right now i'mma chill.

Brokedown Monday.

My Love, the Long Weekend, Is Gone

my weekend is gone.

monday, paying bills sucks. dern!

wish i could quit you.

This was me last Friday.

Why I Love Me Some PTO

It's good, paid time off

givin' me the chance to jet

and play some hooky.

I want to run, to run so far away ...

When Thursday's Not Good Enough


There's no place to hide
not e'en a door to be closed --
blasted cubicle.

When hump day seems so long a day ...

Wednesday a.m.

impossible morn
for those who've no desire
to climb Everest.