28 December 2007

eff.are.eye.dee.aye.why.

Easy Breezy
Finally Friday.
Like a dream you came, just like
"Suddenly Seymour."

18 December 2007

This ain't in my cubicle, but ...



Good God!
Ooooh wee! Santa black!
My neighbors done tanned his hide!
Keep your chimneys clean.

17 December 2007

My land of misfit toys.



the Bounty


work hard, so play hard.
think of what the world would miss
were there no stress balls.

10 December 2007

I declare WAR on the workplace!


New name: Iya Bin Redi Togo
dat-blasted monday.
you make me want to "keel" you
with your slow, slow ways.

06 December 2007

Tylenol, Advil & Bayer, Oh My!


I's Aspirin', with Aspirin
oh how my head hurts.
Acetaminophen, please
do your duty now.

03 December 2007

I'druthah ...


That's right. Toilets.
Today's in the can.
Euphemistically - heh.
That's just how I feel.