The Things We'll Do For Warmth

Cuppa Heat

Hot water in mug
mug in hands; mug nestles face
body still not warm.

In-Box! Good God Y'all!

WAR ... For Real

Inbox! Good God y'all!
What Is It Good For? Abso-
-lutely nothin'! Humph.

Full Moon Observation (Vol. 1)

My Advice to Certain Co-Workers

Eat hearty breakfasts
comprised of grains, not shullbit
so you can be smart.

This Ain't Me But ... Tuesdays Are Forever

Eternity Looms

Longingly I stare
into space - no lover's eyes -
wishing to Escape.

Mundane Thoughts Brought To You By ...

Monday

Job hatred rampant.
Menial grunt work endless.
Wish I could just quit.

Full Moon. Full Tilt Craziness.

They Should Just Close This Office When the Moon Is Full

When the moon is full
the days stretch while folks play dumb.
Nightmares in daylight.

I dunno. Dot. Dot. Dot.

I've Nothing Good To Say Today So ...

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Forever Friday

Am I Done Yet?!

Forever won't end
and it feels like that today -
Friday's not yet free.

Dumbed Down Danita

Hope. It's Found Some Other Place.

Why even bother
with makeup or fancy clothes?
I'm at a dead end.

Better In an Instant

Thank You, Prince of Peace Tea

I have a head cold
and ginger honey crystals
cloak my throat in warmth.

This Is How I Felt Regarding the 5pm Hour-Long Conference Call

Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Leaders who placate
waste good time, which is money

pontificating.

H1N1 Minus the Ones Equals

Hell Naw!

Nasty folks spread germs.
I sanitize them away,
and pray for my health.

I Had Gone the Entire Morning Without Cussing ...

... and Then This Guy Shows Up, But Won't Shut Up

There he stands, straddled
talking bombastically
invading silence.

It's Tea-licious! It's Tea-lightful! It's Tea-lovely!

I Love Tea Because

Dry tea leaves infuse
themselves with milk and sugar.
I am transported.

Friday Provides

The Fleeting Freedom

When Friday arrives
I reflect with a sigh. With
this job I endure.

What'd You Say?

Lend Me Your Ear

Oh good. Friday's here!
Less than a day's work to do
flies by with good tunes.

Livin' On a Prayer

Only Tuesday

Not e'en half way there
Whoa! Livin' on a prayer!
I'll make it I swear.

Stop Being So Spoiled. The World Is Not A Burger King

Everything Can't Go Your Way

Believe it or not
what goes around comes around.
Time for folks to grow.

Wednesdazed

Whiling Away

The time flies and yet
the days, the weeks are endless.
All work, no rewards.

Nap Tuck

Coma Coda

The day's conclusion,
right after lunch, is just a
dreary illusion.

The New Suffragette

Tuesday's Loiterer

I suffer this day,
save for moments of prayer,
the right to take leave.

This Haiku Is Brought To You By Shania Twain

Friday, You're Still the One

Looks like we made it.
Look how far we've come, baby ...
After all this time.

Headphones.

Whilst @ Work, Tunes Are Crucial

Waiting on a friend,

the Stones roll 'til five pm.
Done got my jam on.

Akin to Loitering

I Can't Wait Forever

Time just lets me wait.
Idling. Whiling. Desperate.
For the week to end.

The Wall

Monday's Causes of Death

Sat down. System down.
Meeting drones. Copier jams.
Work is done. Now what?

When "Polar Opposites" Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It

Barry Sheryl White Crow

Pandora funny.
Sheryl as Barry? Funky.
Heck of a mash-up.

Tuesdays. Great.

Dear Tony the Tiger: Wrong Finger

Even with the sun
brightly shining and my mood
carefree, Tuesday sucks.

Nita in Wonderland

Reckon I'll Just Daydream Instead

Oh how hours loom
when a new week starts. Time slinks
ever so slowly.

Guh.

Even Thursday's Too Far From the Weekend

Why do the short weeks
always feel like the longest?
Purgatory rules.

Turning ...

... the Other Cheek

What is tolerance?
A justification to
endure the endless?

And Time. Goes By. So Slowly.

The Hours

I just be sittin',
remainin' the same just like
Otis on his bay.

A Rainy Night in 'Delphia

Totally a Nap Day

Days like this I miss
when it's sleepy time down South
and the thunder rolls.

Today: Con -

Confusion rampant;
conundrums unfurl at work.
Condescension? Bunk.

Done Already

TGIF and All

Friday, thank goodness!
Not in recent history
has time wasted so.

Tongue Bitten for Tongue Bitchin'.

Today: Pro-

Profanity reigns!
Probably 'cause I failed to
protest what is true.

My Very Own Situational Irony

You Ain't Kiddin'!

Deadlock victim. Word.
You know you're in for it when
software jokes on you.

Spazzed

We Got to Pray Just to Make It Today

Today feels wasted
already. Before it ends
I pray to endure.

Outlook.

Do Better, Be Better

Trying something else

called positive outlookin'
because hey, why not?

Na na na boo boo ...

I Can't Hear You

To have and to hear
melodies that carry time
makes a better day.

Too Hot To Handle

The Heat Is On

Back from vacation
my skin still feels warm sizzling
from the Nola sun.

Steady Tryin' to Save My Mind

Ah, Productivity

This is what I got
So work could be "easier."
Two screens. Twice the Work.

No Way Out

How Can I Think Outside the Box When I'm Stuck In a Cube?

Stuck inside the cube
A worker bee squirms, longing
to Spring out, be free.