Interns. Gotta Love 'Em.

This Isn't Really What "Borrowing" Means

Your name's not on it
but you use it anyway.
So why put this back?!

Old School.

Who Needs a Crystal Ball?

Choose a color now,

see what the numbers hold in

your homemade fortune.

Pray, payday, please.

Oh, the (feeble) Irony

Bought a new wallet.

Is it bad that it cost more

than the cash it holds?

Why You Gotta Say "Hey" So Loud?

And it was all ...

My eyes had to close

even for that brief moment

before your "HELLO!"

Trigger Happy.

A Rush of Blood to the Head

It's always after

lunch when I most want to leave,

when caffeine won't do.

NAP

After Lunch

After one eats lunch

the sleepy sensation hits.

'Tis hard to resist.

Ow.

How a "boo-boo" Hinders Productivity

It is hard to type

when the tip of one's finger

has been cleanly sliced.

Because sometimes ...

... working really stinks

It's Friday and all

but the longer this day lasts

my will gets weaker.

It's s'not okay.

It's S'not Okay.

Today I feel like

my sinuses are from the

Snufflelufagus.

I Guess They Can Still See Me, Huh?

Incognita!

There are just days when

I wish I had a forcefield.

I wish I could hide.

You Know You Reh To Go When ...

... a Dentist Appointment Seems More Desireable

At least I'm not there

I'll face the dentist - no fear.

'S'long as I'm not there.

Fuh cryin' out loud.

I Can't Even Tell You

I can't even see

straight -- I's so aggravated.

What is wrong with folk?

PTO: What It Means To Me

Where have you gone, PTO?

Oh, the sweet time off.

I would even settle for

you were you unpaid.

Shhh! Dern.

For the Days When They Just Won't Shut It

This face, the face of

a knuckle sammich server,

wants you to hush. Please.

Goal for 2008: To Reach My Full Potential (Hair Included)

You Dern Right

Who is the girl whose

afro's set to rock yo' world?

Snap! Can you dig it?