Posture, young person, posture.

Facing the Front

It is most vital

for one's working space to be

ergonomical.

What This Face Says ...

Dear God:
Today's one of those

days where I'll be looking up,

hoping you'll help me.

Here Comes the Snow Again

Deskercisin'

If I bulge my eyes

like so, it makes my ears move

and that keeps them warm.

Occupation|S'moccupation

It's Relative, This "Working" Thing

Keepin' me busy

is a task I must take on

by myself today.

Sangria!

I Shouldn'a Drank That Yesterday Night

I was thirsty, right?
This explains why sangria
was chased by more wine.

Food Coma

I Shouldn'a Ate All That

My belly is full!
Good chicken teriyaki
got me noddin' off.

Valentine.

Dear Cupid

If an arrow's aimed
at my heart or another's
save me from myself.

Who Needs Love?

I've Got a Copier To Keep Me Warm!

The heat is not on.

I type with frigid fingers

and a well worn hat.

Not a morning person

Don't Wake Me, I'm Dreamin'

Sleepy? No wonder!
Sedentary in my seat,
'tis hard to wake up.

This Look's for People Who, By Placing Things Upon My Keyboard As Opposed to In My Inbox, Suggest That I Might Be Stupid.

I was fine. And then I sat down at my desk.

Respect the Inbox.
It's not sitting there for show.
One day I'mma snap.

My Secret to Low Blood Pressure

119/76

Unless you say it

feelings build under pressure,

just like soda popped.