Food Coma

I Shouldn'a Ate All That

My belly is full!
Good chicken teriyaki
got me noddin' off.

Valentine.

Dear Cupid

If an arrow's aimed
at my heart or another's
save me from myself.

Who Needs Love?

I've Got a Copier To Keep Me Warm!

The heat is not on.

I type with frigid fingers

and a well worn hat.

Not a morning person

Don't Wake Me, I'm Dreamin'

Sleepy? No wonder!
Sedentary in my seat,
'tis hard to wake up.

This Look's for People Who, By Placing Things Upon My Keyboard As Opposed to In My Inbox, Suggest That I Might Be Stupid.

I was fine. And then I sat down at my desk.

Respect the Inbox.
It's not sitting there for show.
One day I'mma snap.